Common Thought of Sir Rantsalot

Alaska is one of my favorite states. I have seldom been there but I love the climate, the wildlife, the clean air, and most importantly the winters! You haven’t been cold until you’ve spent a couple of nights up there. In one part, it’s 50 degrees in the summer… DAMN!

Up until recently I have grown weary of the state because of who is in charge of the state. I’m not sexist or anything but I feel as if no good will come of her if she and McCain are elected President and v-p.Let’s go over the facts about her shall we?

A hockey mom,

Likes to hunt,

Believed that dinosaurs existed 4,000 years ago,

Republican,

Former Beauty Queen,

Gee golly gosh don’t ya know shes got an annoying accent?

Can see Russia from her house…………………how?

Ice fisher,

Spent $100,000 on a campaign to get her former brother in law fired as a state trooper,

I haven’t seen any recent pics of her with her entire family (her most recent has Down Syndrome),

Admitted to smoking pot,

Booed while dropping the puck at a Philadelphia Flyers,

Doesn’t know what a Vice president does http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJpYI2AoIGw

Refused to do a hip-hop number on NBC’s Saturday Night Live because it would ruin her campaign. (As if it isn’t ruined enough?)

Seriously folks, do we want this woman as vice president?

America in my opinion is not ready for the likes of her.I’m not telling you to vote for someone else, but be smart and let her absorb Alaska some more.

Catch ya on the flipside

Coming soon! A review on W.

Not the state or the city.

Flava Flav has brought about strange relationships in the past, from Bridgitte Nielsen, to his own types of searching a soulmate, and by that I mean Flavor of Love.

Flavor of Love was about 20 something year old dames that were cravin a 40 something year old rapper who’s half of Public Enemy. Watching this show made me realize how serious women get when it comes to a lot of money on the line.

The show was nothing but catfights left and right. It was pretty entertaining.

One of the most remembered characters from that show was a Miss Thang gal from da mean streets of what I’m assuming is Manhattan. Tiffany Patterson aka “New York”

Miss Thang didn’t win Flavor of Love and probably begged for another shot at stardom, so she got her own reality show and it didn’t work too well either. So now she’s trying to make it in Hollywood with her crappy attitude, bags of cash, and more importantly her Klingon Mother. Ok, the gals like 26 and is still listening to Mom? Interesting. 

Whats more is her mom is a bigger Miss thang than New York is; everyone who talks to her gets a barrage of bad attitude, even when it’s just a simple little smile.

Tiffany is just as clueless as my ex, but with a snobbier attitude.

What is it about $$$$$ that turns everyone from Spongebgob Squarepants to Ebeneezer Scrooge?

The service you receive.

Bill Nye (the science guy) used to come into my dad’s store and complain how he hasn’t gotten any service. And my dad’s store is full of friendly people.

Tiffany Paterson doesn’t like to swim or the water… turn-off.

Tiffany Patterson likes to talk shit to others… turn-off

Tiffany Patterson has a bible-thumping, rude ass mother… turn-off

Everything about Tiffany Patterson is fake, especially her chest.

Point being of this blog kiddies, Why does a miss thang like “new york” get so many endorsements and money?

Who knows, I just watch it cuz I would love to see her fail at life.

Catch ya on the flipside.